See the TERRORIST ATTACK that I survived
See the TRAIN CRASH that I survived
See the EXPLOSIVES experiment that I survived
See the CRIMINAL exploits I didn’t get caught in
See the BRITISH PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM that I survived
See the TUMOUR IN MY HEAD that I survived


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