Greetings from Herr Docteur Michael Salmoney (Ecki-Thump)

....and God's Gift to Industrieanlagenbetriebsgesellschaft mbH

(translated as the Industry selling dodgy second-hand goods from the back of the German Lorry which was last used in World War 2).

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We are in Somerset have been born and had nothing to do with war crimes, There is no map of Stalingrad for download from this site. 

No cats were molested in the construction of this web page when anybody was watching.