Michael Salmony

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The British public school system I survived

Born Munich, Germany in 1956 (just after the last woman was executed in the UK, just around the time the…

The criminal exploits I didn’t get caught in

(Almost) illegal exploits… Well, some of them. Hacking I am a member of Chaos Computer Club, the rest is secret … for legal…

The explosives experiment that I survived

The Potato Cannon Experiment (The kids’ account) First of we looked up how to build a Potato–Cannon in the book…

The tumor in my head I survived

What you are about to read may shock you…

The train crash I survived

On 23rd September 1988 I was travelling from Grenoble to Lyon (because my boss did not want to go to…

The terrorist attack I survived

On 16th November 1986 we were sitting quietly at breakfast listening to the news on the radio. It happened to…

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